I filled the bleach bottle with warm water and tons of tissue.
About half way through my fucking I realized I couldn't fully pull my penis out.
I barricaded myself in my room and didn't come out (while they were home) for about two days.
I could hear my mother talking to someone on the phone about the whole story. Needless to say, my relationship with my parents has never, ever, ever been the same.
Laundry day I was wankin' and I hadn't done it in a couple days and I needed to for sure.
Well, right before I came my mother knocked on the door and said, "I need to put some clothing away.
Open please." And I was just about to burst, so I struggled out an "Okay" and I came all over my stomach. Just as I was hitting it hard, ready for it to cum, my mother walked by and just stared. After about 30 seconds into this staring contest my cum burst out onto her shoe.
I pulled my shirt over it and opened the damn door, then acted like I was still sleeping. Church chat My mother has always wanted to be a nun. At this point I was horrified beyond anything imaginable. I had to agree to take lessons about masturbation at our church with the minister. Bleach-bottle bonker One night I had just gotten back from a night with my girlfriend.
I began to wake up and I realized I was pretty much laying on the floor naked, Playboy still going, and that I was still wasted, of course. By the time I raised my head, they were staring at me from the staircase.She didn't put out, so I was stuck with blue balls and a hard-on the size of the Eiffel Tower.I decided it was time to start the normal Saturday night routine of pulling out my favorite porn magazine, Keri lotion for extra dry skin, and commence with porking. I started looking around for something I could actually fuck.She took me to the hospital and my penis was stained for two weeks.Tea-time tosser One day after a night out, I was dying for a bit of self-pleasure so I got in my bed and started furiously wanking off. I plopped on to the living room floor, dropped trou, and took care of business.I realized that I had a load on myself with penis still in hand.