) Nope, because I'm probably going to bang you on my coffee table when I'm drunk. Me without you is like a nerd without braces, a shoe without laces, ASentence Without Spaces. " Girl, you know you can't resist....cankles like these. If you come home with me, we can do whatever we want.... Roses are Red Violets are Blue, How about I put this D inside of you If you were one of the three little pigs and I was the big bad wolf, instead of blowing your house down I would blow you kisses. We’ve all heard them before, and to be honest, they usually don’t work. Hey, my name's [insert your name here] and I can disappoint you in ways you've never imagined. Just say yes now and I won't have to spike your drink. You are young and fun-loving, that gives you 10 points. If I were a tractor and you were a plow, I would definitely hook up with you. If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant. How about I teach you about firefighting by letting you slide down my pole Nice pants, can I test the zipper?
I advise you to surrender immediately, or I'll have to use a pick up line. Would you like to meet my friend Master Bates (masturbates)?
I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking? Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair.
Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after." Hi, I was looking for a new friend and my boxers pointed at you. I'm like a celebrity going to a party, I always make a big entrance and I never cum early. " (pull your pockets inside out) "Would you like to? Luckily, I've got another three or four in the freezer." Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend..you want to be my friend? Cause I got the STD all I need is U "You wanna go skinny dipping... " Would you like to come back to my place and eat cereal and watch cartoons? cause i'd bang you "I want to tell you your fortune." Take her hand and write your phone number on it. I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples. Call me a pirate and give me that booty Are you an architect?
" Boy: Because its impossible to find a girl like you!
I may be hung like a tic-tac, but I'll leave your breath minty fresh!
Cause you're hot and I want s'more We're not socks. I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list? Hey Baby, I just paid off this mustache, want to take it for a ride? The smile you gave me Gurl, I'd fake blindness just to touch you inappropriately. I laugh at things I'm attracted to, what about you? I'm like a firefighter I find them hot and leave them wet. I like your boooty arrrgh You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop. Roses are Red, Violets are blue, give me some head while I'm taking a poo. I don't mind a little ketchup on the hot dog as long as the bun is tight.