When she enters the bathroom, she finds that there is barely enough water in the bath to cover the bath plug. " OPINIONS On the first day of school, a new starter handed his teacher a note from his mother.
The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?
-- A bloke was sitting on a bus when a gorgeous woman next to him starts breastfeeding her baby. " -- A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.
The baby won't take it so she says, "Come on, eat it all up or I'll give it to this nice man here." Ten minutes later, the baby is still not feeding so she says again, "Eat it all up or I'll give it to this nice man here". The man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in fashion sense. She replies "My boss and I played the lotto and we won again, so I bought it with my share of the winnings." Another week later, his wife comes home, driving a flaming red Ferrari.
The Pakistani Cricket team's hotel burnt down last night.
Police are still trying to establish who threw the match. He comes back with "Does the farmer know you've got out?
"I can't read, I can't write, and they won't let me talk! He was fascinated as he fingered through it when suddenly, something fell out. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between its pages. " ORSM VIDEO POSSIBLE HEADLINES FROM THE YEAR 2030 -Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia formerly known as California. It's absolutely free and registration is not required.