And no, naked marriages are not what you think...That’s all I understand when Lucy talks to her mom on the phone.Ching, chang, chong is also all that Paul understands when she speaks Chinese to him.Her parents want to meet you and she wants you to meet her parents. It’s THE most important ritual in the Chinese dating culture..Her family wants to meet her boyfriend. You have a long nose, big eyes, and what if you want to pimp their daughter? I guess even the kindest woman can turn into a monster when she’s jealous.But that’s not what I mean by getting naked.You could be a sex offender…or a Japanese man who had a plastic surgery. I’m talking about revealing emotions, stories, and secrets.Make an effort and you’ll get brownie points.Chinese girls love to give their boyfriends weird nicknames and even though they sound offensive, they are not. They think weird nicknames are cute and you should program yourself to think the same. Swallow your anger until you can release it in the gym…or throw her cat out of the window.Or maybe I’m wrong and she really hates Paul…Keeping face is important when you do business in China. Just don’t lose face.Paul tried it a million times. During our interview he told me that he won’t give up.And these sexy Asian ladies are extremely good at this.A Thai girl would never tell her friends about her relationship, her sex life, and the size of your dingdong. Just don’t be surprised when her 1000 closest friends about you, her, and your relationship.Okay, let’s talk about getting naked…the real way.
That’s why she does everything to get you (sleep with you fast) and everything to keep you (stay loyal). Meet her parents Sorry, but there’s no way around it. But at least her mom will love you because she already imagines cute half-Asian grandchildren.Asian women are submissive. That’s why there are millions of Paul interrupted our interview. She looked at him as if she wanted to kill him…slowly.
I already told you that they have no sexual education and that most of them don’t know the difference between the pill and M&Ms.“Like I already mentioned, before I met Paul, I didn’t even know what sexual pleasure is. Accept it because you can’t change it.One reason why your Chinese girlfriend treats you like a king is because her mom conditioned her to believe that Yes, she does it because she loves you but she also does it because she wants to make mommy proud.
That’s one reason why the idea of dating a foreigner was so enticing. A lot of the local guys have no clue because their parents didn’t educate them, the school didn’t educate them, and porn is banned (They want stability and whenever they are afraid to lose it, they cling to you like a Koala. And mommy doesn’t like it when her daughter is single.You are dating a Chinese mail order bride and NOT a Western woman.
What’s far more interesting is that his wife agreed to an interview with me.
I wanted to understand everything about meeting and dating Chinese women.
While he said this, Lucy looked at him with a smile on her face that said Good luck trying to convince your future Chinese girlfriend or wife that herbal tea is not the same as antibiotics.